god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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