Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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