I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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