I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Randomize
