plz talk dirty to me
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Randomize
