Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
