So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I AM VODKA MAN
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
