whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
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