I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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