I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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