That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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