Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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