It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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