I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Randomize
