If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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