Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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