i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
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update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Maybe he injected his testicle?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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