i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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