new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Why is your signature on my underwear?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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