CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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