rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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