He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
