I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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