He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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