I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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