i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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