***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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