your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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