Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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