Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
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This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
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I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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