fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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