Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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