That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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