He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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