Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
why do cheetos always look like penises
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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