haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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