so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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