I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
These tits shall not be calmed
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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