oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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