Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize