i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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