accomplished twins. life is a go
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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