3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
