I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
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I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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