and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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