In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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