Define "chronic" masturbator.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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