honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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