question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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