I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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