Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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