I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
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50% drunk capacity currently
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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