We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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The dysfunction is strong in this one.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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