She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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